This morning is absolutely insane. All of this that happened is just unreal. I am speechless.

This whole situation has left me feeling shocked. Give me a minute to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I saw a monkey wearing a glasses. It seemed totally comfortable. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Seriously We Can't Believe That!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like here something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm shocked
• This can't be happening
• Help me out here

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't believe what just took place. I was driving down the street out of nowhere this massive squirrel flew down from nowhere. It was holding a gold coin! Seriously. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I still can't believe what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! totally astonishing

Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I affirm this is {thetrutth. It story is incredibly outrageous, I almost doubt it's . true.

• Perhaps it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

You Won't Believe This

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I don't understand what I've just seen. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.

• Am I dreaming?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This is unbelievable.